leslieknope:

shoutout to the best onion article of all time

leslieknope:

shoutout to the best onion article of all time

I think Bigfoot is blurry, that’s the problem. It’s not the photographers’ fault. Bigfoot is blurry and that’s extra scary to me. There’s a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside.
Mitch Hedberg (via archiemcphee)

kenway:

uzujusttoodamnfresh:

tiny-green-box:

kenway:

the southern US genuinely scares me like my map of ‘states i will willingly go to for college’ looks more or less like

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if you’re coming to the us this is a good travel guide fyi <3

thats pretty ignorant tbh 

so are the racist and prejudiced people who live in those areas

dalrnation:

i wanna see ur peacock ;) very colourful. god i love birds. thanks

houseandhomepics:

kids by Laura Manchee Designs http://www.houzz.com/photos/5331767/Urban-Elegance-traditional-kids-houston
midgetdragon:

bootyberry:

Actual photo of me at graduation

"id like to thank all the fuckboys"

midgetdragon:

bootyberry:

Actual photo of me at graduation

"id like to thank all the fuckboys"

cutie-pie-naegi:

In which the Tumblr App fucks up beautifully.

cutie-pie-naegi:

In which the Tumblr App fucks up beautifully.

ineloquentformalities:

slightly-bovverd:

FLAWLESS KURANOSUKE THIS IS NOT A DRILL


OH MY GOD

ineloquentformalities:

slightly-bovverd:

FLAWLESS KURANOSUKE THIS IS NOT A DRILL

OH MY GOD

i-dont-have-to-do-boo:

peabodysfedora:

detectivewho:

dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

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I do.

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

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He don’t give a shit.

And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

Yep

What a serious of unnecessary events

floraconquistadora:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

end of discussion

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen in the history of ever.

iguanabones:

the afterlife isnt all its hyped up to be

charlottelabouff:

[starfire voice] MY ANACONDA DOES NOT WISH TO PARTAKE