shoutout to the best onion article of all time
the southern US genuinely scares me like my map of ‘states i will willingly go to for college’ looks more or less like
if you’re coming to the us this is a good travel guide fyi <3
thats pretty ignorant tbh
so are the racist and prejudiced people who live in those areas
i wanna see ur peacock ;) very colourful. god i love birds. thanks
kids by Laura Manchee Designs http://www.houzz.com/photos/5331767/Urban-Elegance-traditional-kids-houston
In which the Tumblr App fucks up beautifully.
guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers?
Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.
He don’t give a shit.
And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu
What a serious of unnecessary events
end of discussion
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen in the history of ever.
the afterlife isnt all its hyped up to be
[starfire voice] MY ANACONDA DOES NOT WISH TO PARTAKE